Sunday, September 21, 2008

Killed ma phone cunt shit crap


Well I guess that settles it.
I'll get a new phone next year.
The live wire is the only thing holding the entire thing together still so I think I could earn a bit of extra cash by running bets on how long I can hold out without electrocuting myself.
But I hear the whole Afro/electrocuted look is in right now.
And I just want to be as cool as the black kids. They're so cool. Damn my white-girlness.
This happened last night, and actually wasn't my fault. Fungy Toe wanted to play hacky sack. But unfortunately forgot the hacky sack, so just grabbed the next best thing.
But the fun didn't end there. Oh no my children.
After being refused entry to Fungy Toe's toilet cubicle to take photos for facebook I began kicking the door. Which prompted a couple of rich skanks to snort and tell me I was all class, to which I replied that I certainly was and they were up themselves. I had decided by this Jager-and-redbull-fueled moment that this shit was on and that me and my half phone could take them but they bolted from the dunnies. When Fungy Toe emerged from said cubicle we went on rich skank search and found them snorting Shiraz through their plastic noses near the 'ethnic male' corner. We set up camp within the shoe-flinging, poo-hurling perimeter and were on the edge of our trench on the point of attack before we got distracted by free drinks from random losers. Yay. Who needs pride?
So my phone and a couple of brain cells were the only casualties of this onslaught. Reckon I'm fine though. fbhgibkdosdfjmsdjs,ld fuckers. shit crap.cunt.tassie cousin rooters. blahh.
Peace out my tiggers (cause niggers is a dirty word).

5 comments:

Bo Bo said...

Snorting Shiraz’ Love it!

Utegirl said...

Redneck Flip fone.

Lana said...

So were flip phones always the calling cards of rednecks? Or is everything I own, have ever owned and will own in the future just automatically redneck?

*gasp* OR! Do you mean that the phone is now redneck because it is broken like every redneck girl is when she turns ten?

Narrow this word poo down for me woman!

Utegirl said...

The phone, chick!! It's the phone!!

Damn this internets, and the misinterpretation of comments implying ppl are Rednecks.

*mock horror*

Lana said...

Man my hand looks really mutated in that photo.